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建构式数学,是伟大的成语大师肚证剩担任中华民国教育部部长任内罄竹难书的政绩之一,是一种为了消灭加强下一代计算能力,好让黑预算过关的阴谋政策。学成之后有相当大机会进入婶计部与主祭处工作,成为脑残的公务员

[编辑] 实际计算范例

[编辑] 以593+638为例

593=500+90+3
638=600+30+8
500+600=1100=1000+100
90+30=120=100+20
3+8=11=10+1
593+638=1000+(100+100)+(20+10)+1=1231

[编辑] 以81×81为例

 81x81
=81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81+81
=80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1+80+1
=80x81+81
=80x80+80+81
=80x80+80+80+1
=6400+80+80+1
=6000+400+80+80+1
=6000+400+160+1
=6000+400+100+60+1
=6000+500+60+1
=6561

[编辑] 以3×7为例

3+3=6
6+3=9
9+3=12
12+3=15
15+3=18
18+3=21
3x7=21

[编辑] 以直式乘法81×81为例

 81      81      81         81     81
× 81    ×  1    × 80    + 6480    × 81
---- → ---- → ---- → ------ → ----
□□□□      81    6480      6561    6561

[编辑] 以1+1为例

 1+1
=0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1+0.1
=0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01+0.01
=0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0.0001+0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=1+1=2
  • 其余减乘除都用此方式,这种将数字切开自小数点第四位的算法是非常的明智!!!!

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[编辑] 附注

据说,此数学方式原本是给贱人学习用的,故又称贱狗式数学。且注意必需再学正统的九九表,否则会遭致脑残的命运。且根据研究发现,此数学运算方式会让人类大脑神经衰弱而导致健忘的症状,所以有部分专家称其为健忘式数学

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