豆子操作系统

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豆子操作系统,俗称MS-DOSDOS,是美帝邪恶开发商大硬所研发的电脑操作系统,初版研发时间已不可考。其系统界面采用
黑底白字
模式,一看就无聊至极(不方便看AV以及A图)。而高深的命令行语法更是让许多使用者无所适从。而大硬眼看豆子的市场价值不高,便将其装饰一番,推出了内建蓝屏游戏晕到死操作系统系列,而豆子则被人迅速遗忘。

[编辑] 普通人的用法

Microsoft MS-DOS [Version 6.1.7601]
(C) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

C:\>我要上网!!
'我要上网!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>唉我要上网!!!
'唉我要上网!!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>草你怎么回事
'草你怎么回事' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>Internet Plz???
'Internet Plz???' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>那我要看电视
'那我要看电视' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>看AV
'看AV' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>干你娘的快点
'干你娘的快点' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>我要看电视!!
'我要看电视!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>我要看中国坏声音!!
'我要看中国坏声音!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>打开CCAV!!!
'打开CCAV!!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^
'@!$!$!$!~!@~!#~~%%@^@$^@$^$^' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>再不来我就砸了你!!!
'再不来我就砸了你!!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>草你妹的
'草你妹的' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>recognised你个头啊
'recognised你个头啊' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>日,不跟你玩了
'日,不跟你玩了' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>关机!!!
'关机!!!' is not recognized as an internal or external comand,
operable program or batch file.

C:\>伪基百科救救我!!
System is connecting to cn.uncyclopedia.wikia.com ...

另一例子
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[编辑] 伪基百科的砖家是怎么做的?

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邪恶的超越数3.1415926的诅咒

数学常数&圆周率侵入
本文已被象征邪恶的圆周率数学文字侵入,与九九表功效相近,可使低智商人士减少失去观看下文的兴致。

(从简而言,即下文出现大量数字或公式,会令阁下不安,敬请留意。(注:仅乡民适用......))

接触圆周率&数学文字,下场可能是:

  1. 无尽的恐惧(特别是智商零的人,如乡民)
  2. 阻止萝莉正太提早脑残
  3. 抵消建构式数学的功力

MS-DOS Version 6.0

C:\>dir
 Volume in drive C is MSDOS_6
 Volume Serial Number is 1J87-0OPW
 Directory of C:\
FDOS <DIR> 08-26-04 7:56p
AUTOEXEC BAT              436  08-26-04  7:57p
BOOTSECT BIN              512  08-26-04  7:57p
COMMAND  COM           92,152  08-26-04  7:57p
CONFIG   SYS              802  08-26-04  7:58p
FDOSBOOT BIN              523  08-26-04  7:58p
KERNEL   SYS           42,156  08-26-04  7:56p
         6 file(s)           136,941 bytes
         1 dir(s)      2,026,587,056 bytes free

C:\>d:

D:\>dir
Volume in drive D is ENTERTAINMENT
 Volume Serial Number is 78RY-GH73
 Directory of D:\

AV                      <DIR>  07-10-12  4:46p
SEXYPICS                <DIR>  07-10-12  4:46p
XYXYMGG  BIN       456,203,570 07-10-12  2:03a
         1 file(s)       456,203,570 bytes
         2 dir(s)     95,597,214,500 bytes free

D:\>format D: /s

WARING! ALL DATA ON DISK D WILL BE LOST!
Proceed with Format <Y/N>? y

Formatting 95597.2M
Format complete

D:\>

高达九成的网友反映,运行以上命令行后电脑更顺畅了,每天工作更有劲了,再也不用整天想着OGC奇怪的问题了...

另一用法

MS-DOS Version 6.0

C:\>cd DOS

C:\DOS\>Dscdex /PI The BD-RAY is already installed.

C:\DOS\>PI:

PI:\>Setup Tele.sin /a:3.14 /b:1.41 /lang:kanai All done.

PI:\>Tele open

セリイチトイ イミカイス ンラナス セトテラスシ : ****** ソラスイソカ! トイリイカ(Us:1 Kana:2 Tw:3 Ja:4 Hk:5)? 5 リラチシニミキ...

Disable the Bad command work? Y OKAY.


Your sign : 0H32M05S Total sign : 17H48M12S

PI:\>


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